This nasty story was shared on Redit.com and I threw up in my mouth reading it…Had to bring it here for you guys to beware of the type of girls you take home.
This unfortunate Redactor, who is in the second year of university, went to a friend’s birthday party, where he managed to grab a girl. He took the girl back to his house where they did the ‘nasty’ before he drunkenly passed out, blissfully ignorant of what was yet to come. Read his narration below;
In the middle of the night, however, our sozzled hero woke up, with the funny feeling that his leg was a bit wet. Worried that he’d pissed the bed while drunk, he snuck to the bathroom to investigate. What he found will no doubt be burned into his brain for the rest of his life.
His entire right leg was completely coated in excrement from the waist down to his knee. He (obviously) began freaking out and checked “between his cheeks”, to his relief though, he was clean and “shit free”.
Reasonably deciding that the next course of action should be washing the shit off himself, he jumped in the shower and came up with a plan for dealing with the ‘shit-uation’. Unfortunately, being drunk makes planning quite difficult, so he decided it was it was a problem for sober him to deal with before crashing out in his roommate’s empty bed.
He described what he was met with: